Jess fears someone is trying to sabotage her first middle school dance and she enlists the gang to help her chaperone on the big night.

But "Dance" also relies heavily on the often childish aspects of the characters. Jess wants this dance as a way to make sure no young kid has the same experience that she had sitting in the bathroom alone with Cece. In turn, Cece would smoke to seem cool and punk and falls right back into the same attitude when interacting with the kids. When it came to Nick, Schmidt and Winston, they were much more childishly annoying than they usually are. Winston apparently can exude heat and then a bunch of young girls follow him around. That plot was just so strange and weird. It's oddness really didn't fit into the episode at all. The joke that he could cool the sexual tension between Jess and Nick was amusing but the rest just wasn't. Similarly, the Nick and Schmidt plots where they interact with kids in the parking lot and a bully just played too juvenile for me.
The episode did have some strong comedic beats through. I respected nearly everything that Coach was given to do - he loves those kids but they will hurt you! Then, the confusion that Jess had with what "Good Cop/Bad Cop" meant was just fantastic. Of course, she would think the good cop is the one who's good at the job and not the nice one during the interrogation. Also equally funny was Nick, Schmidt and Winston getting up on the stage to perform. Nick's "Who here's from Chicago" was great as was Schmidt's "Mic Drop." I just wish the episode had more moments like that.
Some more thoughts:
- "Dance" was written by Rebecca Addelman & Ryan Koh and directed by Trent O'Donnell.
- I enjoy Angela Kinsey as another teacher at Jess' school but she literally did nothing in this episode except contribute to the atmospheric tone of the school setting.
- Among the things that would be better chaperones than Schmidt, Winston or Nick are a dog, a plant, underwear and Ray Charles' ghost.
- Jess: "Son of a...... penis. No, that wasn't better. Sorry everyone."
- Next week is the season finale and the gang goes on a cruise!